Thursday, October 6, 2011

Burda loses the plot, November issue

I thought today I'd be showing you my finished Burda tie blouse but I still have to finish the cuffs. Maybe later. I lost many days editing my latest domestic comic novel about a heartbroken librarian fighting to get back her man, a BBC TV producer, by secretly studying Sun Tzu's Art of War and the ancient Chinese "Thirty-six Stratagems' to be published soon. Look out for lots of sage advice for the lovelorn in a hilarious narrative set in London.

Back to the blouse. I love it and I'm going to wear it tomorrow hosting friends for dinner.  Overall, it's such a simple pattern that I thought anyone looking at the similar recently-released Vogue blouse should ask themselves if they really need four extra seams and buttons and buttonholes when you get the same look in half the time from Burda?

But instead of the blouse, I just had to share this photo with you from the new Burda November issue, (above) wherein, I fear, the Burda people have lost the plot.
Entirely.
Apart from the fact that the model is naked and just holding the dress to her stomach, so we can't really see how it looks on her generous curves, she's smoking to beat the band. She's what my husband calls "envelopée" by which he means fat (and this is not a "plus" dress.)
 It's as if there was some kind of collective nervous breakdown at the Burda studios on shoot day. Or a heatwave.
In a weird way, I love it.
The pressure was on, obviously, during this shoot to get this model into the clothes. Here they are, applauding themselves for squeezing her into this dress, (above.) I fear, friends, we're being sold the "Anita Ekberg" look, which lives on in the collective German imagination, and for good reason:

I see very little in this issue to applaud, especially after their super October offering, with so many classy blouses and dresses. But here's an item that appeals to me, someone who is always tying her cardigan around her hips.

Okay, okay, I'll finish the blouse.

UPDATE
Oops! German reader Uta sets me straight. We're not looking at a model up top, but one Barbara Schöneberger, a huge German television star. As Uta says, another example, like Carnival and Oktoberfest special editions, of an insider view Burda's domestic readers will appreciate better than us outside Germany. 
I'm very grateful to Uta for letting us know that, in fact, in her own clothing, Barbara does not look fat. I hope her libel lawyers appreciate the bold emphasis. And I agree with Uta that it's nice to see normal women featured in fashion or sewing mags.
Meanwhile, neither Uta nor I get the smoking angle.

3 comments:

  1. Oh I assumed it was at least a plus size dress, albeit still too small for the model. It might be quite nice, we'll have to wait until we can actually see the clothes!

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  2. I was just looking at the preview this morning myself. I tend to agree that it was unremarkable; unexciting. The nude, smoking picture was just odd. You couldn't see the dress at all. October was just the ticket, so I guess every month can't be exceptional. I'll wait till my copy arrives to cast final judgement.

    Totally off topic, my blog, Making the Seam, was infected by malware last weekend. I have no idea how, and had no idea how to fix either, so I deleted it immediately. Perhaps it was a widget, or playing with "dynamic view." Anyway, I started a new blog and here is where to find me now:
    http://sewherewegoagain.blogspot.com/

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  3. Huh, I guess you can't please everyone all the time. I thought October was a big yawn, but liked some of the November preview. That said, one of my biggest peeves with Burda is the clothing not fitting the models.

    What a sorry state of affairs in the fashion industry that we'd all assume a normal size woman was a plus size model. Sheesh!

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